{"id":16963,"date":"2025-01-15T00:00:12","date_gmt":"2025-01-14T23:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hojassueltas.es\/?p=16963"},"modified":"2025-01-15T08:43:05","modified_gmt":"2025-01-15T07:43:05","slug":"lito-y-lota-en-trampa-presidente","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hojassueltas.es\/?p=16963","title":{"rendered":"Lito y Lota en \u00abTrampa Presidente\u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Proclamaci\u00f3n de Donald Trampa como presidente de los EE.UU. en Washington. Para disimular de esp\u00eda, Lota cambi\u00f3 de identidad. Le dijo a Lito: <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">A partir de ahora me llamar\u00e9 Clara, \u00bfest\u00e1 claro?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Claro, Clara \u2014repuso Lito. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Lota iba muy guapa vestida de sirvienta. Lito aprovech\u00f3 y le dijo: <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Amar es no tener que decir \u201cte quiero\u201d.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">As\u00ed no es, carcamal \u2014le dijo Lota\u2014. No sabes nada. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Y le solt\u00f3 un sopapo ante toda la comitiva internacional. \u00a1PLASSS! <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Anda, dame un besito muy grande \u2014a\u00f1adi\u00f3 Lota de cachondeo. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00bfUn BESITO muy grandeeeee? Madre m\u00eda, \u00bfy eso c\u00f3mo es?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Los embajadores mundiales re\u00edan, Lito enrojeci\u00f3, se le ocurri\u00f3 decir:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Mi padre nunca tuvo sexo. Era casto y puro. Ent\u00e9rate. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Y t\u00fa naciste por generaci\u00f3n espont\u00e1nea \u2014repuso Lota\u2014. Ahora lo entiendo. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Se dedicaron a servir la cena a los cientos de comensales. Lota dijo:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Lo principal de una cena es la comida. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Y lo principal de nosotros deber\u00eda ser el sexo \u2014replic\u00f3 Lito. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00a1PLOFFF! Lota le empuj\u00f3 y lo ech\u00f3 sobre la sopera llena de sopa. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Entr\u00f3 Donald Trampa vestido de chaqu\u00e9, ya presi. Lito le dijo a lo chulapo madrile\u00f1o:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Yo tengo solo tres nombres: FE-LI-PE.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Y yo solo te har\u00e9 tres cosas \u2014le dijo Trampa.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00a1POM! \u00a1POM! \u00a1POM! Le dio tres patadas en el trasero y le ech\u00f3 de all\u00ed. Lito lleg\u00f3 rodando hasta Lota, quien le ayud\u00f3 a sentarse en el suelo y le dijo: <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Querido Hip\u00f3lito, descansa en paz. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Vaya, \u00bftan pronto quieres matarme? \u2014repuso Lito. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Volvieron ante Donald Trampa para robarle. Trampa les dijo: <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Desde ahora os aplicar\u00e9 una l\u00f3gica aplastante. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">No s\u00e9 qu\u00e9 es eso \u2014dijo Lito\u2014. Pero suena bien. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00a1BLOMM! La enorme caja fuerte de acero les cay\u00f3 encima, desde el techo, accionada por Trampa con un resorte. Lito y Lota quedaron planos cual hojas de papel. Lota dijo:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 no te tomaste las pastillas para la memoria?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Es que se me olvid\u00f3\u00f3\u00f3\u00f3\u00f3 \u2014dijo Lito. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Lleg\u00f3 el embajador italiano y le dijo al presi Donald Trampa:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Yo me llamo Peppino, y doy pepinos.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Mas entr\u00f3 Lito, vestido de etiqueta de embajador de Hispania, y dijo: <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Pues yo me llamo Trajano, y doy por\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00a1PTAFFF! Donald Trampa le envi\u00f3 a volar de un pu\u00f1etazo. En esto entr\u00f3 el embajador japon\u00e9s, Yokito Tukara, vestido de rey mago y ofreci\u00f3 oro, incienso y mirra. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Mira, mira, es mirra \u2014dijo Lota. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00bfY qu\u00e9 diantres es la mirra? \u2014dijo Donald Trampa. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Apart\u00f3 la mirra de su lado de un manotazo y le regal\u00f3 el quemador de incienso a Lito, pero el incienso se evapor\u00f3 en seguida por los aires. Trampa dijo:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Y para m\u00ed todo el oro, jajajajaja. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Trampa guard\u00f3 el oro en su c\u00e1mara acorazada. Lito le sigui\u00f3, Trampa cerr\u00f3 la c\u00e1mara acorazada y Lito qued\u00f3 encerrado dentro. Dos ojos claros le miraban fijos en la oscuridad. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Ahhh \u2014dijo\u2014. Es Donald Trampa, que me persigue. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Encendi\u00f3 la luz: Era un b\u00faho. Lito cogi\u00f3 una escoba que hab\u00eda apoyada en la pared y le dio un escobazo. \u00a1PLACA! El b\u00faho le devolvi\u00f3 un picotazo en la nariz. \u201c\u00a1GREEEEK!\u201d. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Lito vio un ratoncito bonito en el suelo. \u201cPor fin algo agradable\u201d. Lo acarici\u00f3 y\u2026 \u201c\u00a1UAHHH!\u201d. Era un erizo, que encresp\u00f3 sus p\u00faas al sentirse tocado. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Lito le solt\u00f3 una patada, pero\u2026 \u201c\u00a1AHHH!\u201d. Se lo clav\u00f3 tambi\u00e9n en el pie. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Con los gritos, le sacaron de all\u00ed. Volvieron al sal\u00f3n. Lito y Lota iban vestidos de Santa Claus. Trampa se sent\u00f3 en las piernas de la atractiva Lota para pedirle sus regalos. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">La cocinera tambi\u00e9n com\u00eda, el enfermero enferm\u00f3, el enterrador muri\u00f3, mintieron al mentiroso Trampa, estafaron al estafador, mataron al asesino, \u00a1robaron el oro al ladr\u00f3n!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\"><a name=\"_GoBack\"><\/a> <span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Ya harto, Donald Trampa les apunt\u00f3 con su arma y dijo: <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Esto es un atraco. Que nadie grite ni se mueva. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"justify\">\u201c<span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00a1OAHHH!\u201d. Todos los invitados y sirvientes corr\u00edan de aqu\u00ed para all\u00e1 chillando. Lito choc\u00f3 con el gran \u00e1rbol de Navidad, que cay\u00f3 de lleno sobre Trampa. \u00a1BLOMM!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><strong>Manuel del Pino<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Proclamaci\u00f3n de Donald Trampa como presidente de los EE.UU. en Washington. Para disimular de esp\u00eda, Lota cambi\u00f3 de identidad. Le dijo a Lito: \u2014A partir de ahora me llamar\u00e9 Clara, \u00bfest\u00e1 claro? \u2014Claro, Clara \u2014repuso Lito. Lota iba muy guapa vestida de sirvienta. 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